Riederalp Balcony Paradise: Your Dreamy Swiss Apartment Awaits!
Riederalp Balcony Paradise: My Swiss Dream (and Occasional Nightmare) Apartment - A Review
Okay, folks, buckle up. This isn't your typical travel review. This is the messy, honest, sometimes-slightly-obsessive take on Riederalp Balcony Paradise – because, let’s be real, a "dreamy Swiss apartment" comes with its own set of… quirks.
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The Arrival & Initial Impressions (Oh, the Excitement!)
First things first: Accessibility. I'm happy to say, mostly good! The elevator was a lifesaver for my weary legs after the train ride (and the slight altitude sickness). The apartment itself had a decent layout, generally wheelchair accessible – though navigating the sometimes-narrow hallways in the main building was a touch dicey in my wheelchair. Little things, like a slightly too-high door threshold, that, while not a deal-breaker, could be improved. However, there did seem to be Facilities for disabled guests available… I didn't explicitly request them, so I didn't see if it met my needs (I was able to manage), but it's good to see that's an option.
The view, though. Oh. My. God. (Sorry, Mom.) You will be stunned. Absolutely. The Terrace? Practically a room of its own, offering jaw-dropping vistas of the Alps. I spent hours just… breathing. That balcony is the reason they call it "Paradise.” The Car park [free of charge] was brilliant and also convenient. The check-in was Contactless check-in/out and super speedy, which I appreciate.
Cleanliness & Safety (Because Let's Face It, We're All a Little Paranoiac Now)
Okay, pandemic paranoia. I get it. Riederalp, to its credit, made a serious effort. Anti-viral cleaning products were clearly in use. Rooms were Rooms sanitized between stays. They even had Daily disinfection in common areas and, of course, Hand sanitizer everywhere. They were on it. I felt safe, which in these times is the ultimate luxury. The addition of a First aid kit was appreciated, too!
What I loved was how the Staff trained in safety protocol seemed genuine about it. It wasn't just lip service.
Rooms, Amenities & "The Little Things" (And a Rant or Two)
The apartment itself? Pretty damn good. Air conditioning (bliss!), a Coffee/tea maker (essential!), a Refrigerator (for my emergency stash of chocolate, obviously), and a surprisingly comfy Seating area! The Free Wi-Fi worked like a charm (thank god, or I may have lost my marbles totally). And hey, a Mirror in the bathroom big enough for my selfies? Sold!
But… there were a few things that made me roll my eyes a little.
- The Additional toilet would have come in handy, but it was standard and not a luxury for those in the apartment, but would've of course helped.
- The Ironing facilities… were good. But the iron itself had seen better days. A small thing, I know, but it's the details, people!
- The Alarm clock was clearly from the 80s. Be prepared to fumble with buttons and potentially wake up your entire floor. (Sorry, again.)
- The fact that the Pets allowed was unavailable was disappointing. I was looking forward to possibly bringing my furry friend.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking (Fueling the Adventure!)
Okay, the food. Let's be honest: Switzerland isn’t exactly known for its culinary fireworks, but the quality of food here was surprisingly good, and everything was cooked freshly. There were several Restaurants on site or nearby. The A la carte in restaurant was an exceptionally good option and the menu was extensive, and I loved how the Staff trained in safety protocol really took on board all the measures that were needed to take place. The Breakfast [buffet] was a winner. Fresh bread, cold cuts, cheeses, and… the most amazing fruit salad I've ever tasted. I ate way too much. It made me want to have Breakfast in room, but I didn't want to go through the additional charge. I did, however, utilize the free Bottle of water.
The downside? The Happy hour felt a little, well, un-happy. The service was a bit slow, and the cocktails were… potent (in a slightly unpleasant way).
Wellness, Relaxation & Bliss (Or, How I Almost Melted)
Now, this is where Riederalp shines. The Spa is a sanctuary. Seriously. The Sauna, the Steamroom, and the Pool with view… pure, unadulterated bliss. I spent an afternoon just floating in the pool, staring at those majestic mountains, and feeling my worries melt away. Even the Fitness center was pretty decent for an on-site gym. And the Foot bath… oh, the foot bath. Heaven.
Things to Do & Getting Around (More Ramblings!)
Riederalp is all about the outdoors. Hiking, skiing (in season, obviously), amazing views. You’re pretty much obligated to get out there. They have a Bicycle parking if you're into that. The Airport transfer was available, and I was very glad, given that I have a lot of luggage. I also, of course, could have gotten a Taxi service. But there's nothing quite like exploring the area by foot.
For the Kids (Because, You Know, Families)
I didn't bring any kids myself, but I did see families. The Babysitting service was available (which I imagine is a godsend), and there seemed to be some Kids facilities, too. It seemed pretty Family/child friendly.
The Verdict: Is It Paradise?
Riederalp Balcony Paradise… it’s almost paradise. The views are beyond stunning. The spa is pure luxury. The apartment is comfortable and well-equipped. But there are a few minor glitches - the slightly questionable cocktails, the aged alarm clock, the occasional wonky accessibility detail. So, yes, I would go again.. and again. But I'd pack my own iron and maybe an extra alarm clock. And definitely my own chocolate stash.
Final Score: 8.5 out of 10. (Would be a 9.5 if they fixed that damn alarm clock!)
Escape to Paradise: 3-Bathroom Beachfront Lodge in Vlissingen!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. Because we're about to plan a trip to freaking Switzerland. And not just any Switzerland, but the ridiculously picturesque Riederalp, with its promise of snowy peaks and chocolate… oh, the chocolate! And we're staying in a "Comfy Apartment with Balcony." Let's see how comfy we really get, shall we?
Riederalp Rhapsody (or: My Swiss Descent Into Chaotic Perfection)
(Day 1: The Arrival - Or, How I Almost Ate My Lugguage)
- Morning (Like, REALLY Morning): 6:00 AM: Alarm screams. I scream back. Pack what I think I need – probably forgot something essential, like my sanity. Or socks. Could be both.
- Mid-Morning: 9:00 AM: Plane. The most stressful part. Actually, the check-in, security, and general purgatory are also hell. I swear, the airport barista gave me the look when I ordered a large coffee. "Buddy, you need it," I mumbled, watching my luggage get swallowed. Am I going to get it back? My lucky socks are in there!
- Afternoon: 1:00 PM: Arrived in Zurich (yay! I think). Got to the train station. This is where I start to feel the magic. Trains are sleek. Everything is clean. I almost kissed the ticket machine. That was a low point, though. Grab a sandwich at the station. It's a little dry, but hey, Switzerland, so I'm happy. The journey to Brig, the gateway to Riederalp, is a beautiful blur of landscapes – the Alps start showing, and I can almost touch them.
- Late Afternoon: 4:00 PM: Arrival in Brig. Switched to the train heading for Mörel-Filet. The train is efficient as hell (I'm never used to this) and the journey gives me more epic scenery which I have no words for.
- Evening: 5:30 PM: The cable car, a glorious metal beast, whisks me up to Riederalp. This is it. The air thins, but the view thickens with awe. Check into the Comfy Apartment. Actually, it is comfy and has a balcony! Immediate happy tears (I'm an easy mark for views). The chocolate stash I brought from home? Gone. Never mind, I'll be buying more real soon.
- Evening (Even More): 7:30 PM: Unpack (or, rather, fling clothes everywhere. The balcony begs me to relax. I pour myself a glass of local wine. The silence. The stars. This is what it's all about. I think I'm in love with this place.
- Evening (Final): I am eating and watching my favorite TV show and in a cozy bed.
(Day 2: Peak Performance & Accidental Adventure)
- Morning: 8:00 AM: Wake up to the crisp Alpine air. Breakfast on the balcony featuring, of course, chocolate. Realized I totally forgot to buy milk, so yogurt it is. "Comfy Apartment," thy fridge will soon be full.
- Morning (Action Time): 10:00 AM: Hiking! My original plan was a gentle stroll. Turns out, I’m trying to scale a mountain with nothing but a half-eaten croissant and a vague idea of "up." The views are incredible, making my face a permanent smile.
- Mid-Day: 1:00 PM: The "gentle stroll" has morphed into something closer to a vertical climb. My calves are screaming. I’m pretty sure I saw a marmot judging me. Stop at the Ristorante. It's called Ristorante. Order a Rösti (potato pancake). The food is like a warm hug.
- Afternoon (The Great Mishap): 3:00 PM: Descending is harder than ascending - or at least my bum and knees think so. I take a wrong turn and find myself, not on a trail, but in a freaking forest. And it's steep.
- Afternoon (The Great Mishap, continued): 4:00 PM: I find my way back to the track. I am covered in leaves and slightly embarrassed. But I had an adventure.
- Evening: 6:00 PM: Back at the Comfy Apartment. Shower. Wine. Watch the sunset paint the mountains in colors that aren't real.
- Evening: 8:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. They have fondue! Yes! I have probably consumed far too much cheese. Happy accident.
(Day 3: Exploring, Chocolate, & Unexpected Tears)
- Morning: 9:00 AM: Relaxed morning. Coffee on the balcony. It is beautiful. I take a deep breath. I am alive!
- Morning (Sightseeing Time): 10:00 AM: Exploring Riederalp village. Visit the church, take photos. A little museum (don't tell anyone I said that). I am enjoying myself.
- Mid-Day: 12:00 PM: Decided to be a tourist and visit the Aletsch Glacier. The scale of it is… humbling. It's a reminder of something bigger than me. I am sad.
- Afternoon (More Food): 2:00 PM: Chocolate. More chocolate. Always chocolate. I buy a bunch "for the trip back home." I'm lying, they're for now. Stroll by a store with really interesting local products.
- Afternoon (The Great Tear-jerker): 4:00 PM: Find a quiet spot, maybe near a little stream, to just… be. I start crying. Not sad tears, but the overwhelming, grateful kind. I think I needed this. I am feeling alive.
- Evening: 6:00 PM: I am happy to be home. I will eat and stay in bed.
(Day 4: Farewell Swiss Bliss… For Now)
- Morning: 8:00 AM: Last breakfast on the balcony. Squeeze in one final, heart-stopping mountain view. Feel a pang of sadness – it is time to leave.
- Morning (Packing): 9:00 AM: Pack (more or less). Try not to leave anything. Realize I’m going to miss this place fiercely. Pack away the memories of incredible moments.
- Mid-Day: 11:00 AM: Check-out, cable car down, train towards Zurich. I am almost back to reality.
- Afternoon: 2:00 PM: Final moments of the train. The landscape seems less dramatic now – or maybe I'm just dulled by sadness.
- Afternoon (Airport Angst): 4:00 PM: Zurich airport. Security, long line, the usual. Remind myself that I had an amazing trip.
- Evening: 6:00 PM: Board the plane, seat is a bit uncomfortable, and I am happy to leave.
- Evening (The Return and The Feeling): 7:00 PM: Plane takes off. Look out the window. It is over. I think I am in love with Riederalp.
So there you have it: a truly messy, honest, and slightly delusional adventure in the Swiss Alps. And hey, maybe next time I'll remember to pack my socks and my sanity. (Probably not.)
Escape to the Alps: Stunning Scheffau Apartment with Terrace!
Riederalp Balcony Paradise: FAQ - Because Let's Face It, You Probably Have Questions
Okay, so "Balcony Paradise"? Is that, like, *really* the vibe? Or is it just marketing fluff?
What's the deal with the kitchen? Does it actually have things to cook with? Because I'm envisioning instant noodles and a sad, lonely microwave.
Is Riederalp itself... you know... *boring*? I'm hoping for some buzz, some nightlife, or at least a decent pizza place.
How easy is it to get around? Do I need a car? Are the lifts a pain?
What's the best season to visit?
Is it actually *clean*? I'm a germaphobe.
Okay, let's cut to the chase. What's the *biggest* thing to watch out for? The *one* thing that almost ruined the whole trip?
Is it suitable for children? (My kids are a menace)
