Escape to Bliss: Your Cozy Hochsauerland Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Bliss: My Hochsauerland Getaway – So, Was it Bliss? (Spoiler Alert: Mostly!)
Okay, so I just got back from "Escape to Bliss: Your Cozy Hochsauerland Getaway Awaits!" and, well, let's just say my definition of "bliss" has slightly shifted. It wasn't the perfectly curated Instagram feed I was hoping for, but honestly? That's what made it real. This place, nestled in the gorgeous Hochsauerland region, promises… well, it promises everything. And while it doesn't quite deliver on everything, it charmed the socks off me. Let's dive into this glorious, slightly wonky, but ultimately loveable hotel, shall we? Buckle up, because this is going to be a rollercoaster.
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First Impressions: They Were… Fine.
The website photos were, shall we say, flattering. The reality was less "fairytale castle" and more "charming, slightly weathered chalet." The entrance wasn't exactly palatial, but hey, it had a massive welcome mat, so points for preparedness, I guess. The staff at the 24-hour front desk were friendly enough, though the check-in process felt a tad… meticulous. Maybe they're just thorough? I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt. Plus, there was a doorman! Now, that gives you a certain level of swagger, doesn’t it?
Accessibility:
Okay, here’s where things got interesting. The website boasted "Facilities for disabled guests." My initial thought? Awesome! This is a big plus. The elevator was a lifesaver, and they had ramps in the common areas. However, navigating the uneven cobblestone paths outside the hotel? Not so much. So, while inside felt pretty accessible, getting to the inside was a different story. Still, a decent effort, and the staff were quick to offer assistance. I’m not an expert on accessibility, but it felt more like a "good start" than a fully realized dream.
Rooms: Cozy, Quirky, and Questionable Carpeting.
My room? Let's just say it had character. It offered a "private bathroom", and yes, it indeed had a private bathroom. The bed? Pretty comfortable. Blackout curtains? Crucial. The view? Spectacular, overlooking the rolling hills. The internet access (thank goodness for the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!), which was a godsend because I needed to check my emails or things would fall apart.
But… that carpeting. Oh, the carpeting. It might have been a little dated - a bit of a time capsule indeed. I'm not sure what color it was supposed to be initially, but it was definitely a "blend of browns and indeterminate stains." Still, I’ll give it to them, it was clean!
The Spa: A Sauna-fied Sanctuary (Mostly)
Now, the spa… that was a highlight. Sauna, Steamroom, Pool with view - they all delivered. I spent a good chunk of my trip rotating between the hot and cold, and my skin felt ridiculously smooth. Seriously, if I could eat spa days, I’d be a very happy (and probably slightly over-moisturized) person. They also have a Spa/sauna, and a Swimming pool [outdoor]. The Massage was divine, and I may have even drifted off mid-rubdown. No complaints here, except maybe that the fluffy robes were almost too comfortable. Almost.
I wasn't brave enough for a Body scrub or Body wrap, but the thought was tempting.
The Food: A Culinary Adventure (With Some Hiccups)
The hotel offered a plethora of dining options. Restaurants, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, A la carte in restaurant, Poolside bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, the list went on!
The breakfast buffet? Standard fare. But the coffee - the coffee was strong enough to wake the dead. The Breakfast takeaway service was a great touch for those early-morning adventures too.
The main restaurant? I had a pretty terrible experience with the Salad in restaurant. Honestly, it's the first time I've found a way to make a salad boring, but they managed it. I ended up ordering something off the A la carte in restaurant menu, and it was a little bit better.
The saving grace? The poolside bar and the Happy hour. Excellent cocktails and a decent selection of snacks. Bonus points for the "bottle of water" provided in the room.
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-Conscious but Not Overbearing
They took COVID seriously, which was reassuring. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization between stays, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Staff trained in safety protocol, and even Individually-wrapped food options. It felt safe without being suffocating. They even offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which I appreciated.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and the Occasional Disappointment:
Beyond the spa, there were a few other options for entertainment. Fitness center was available, and if I'd actually used it, I might've felt less guilty about the pastries. They also have a Gym/fitness, which seemed to be the same thing but maybe twice as fit? I didn't bother to check. There were some hiking trails nearby, and the scenery was obviously gorgeous.
For the Kids: Kinda?
They advertised as "Family/child friendly" and mentioned Kids facilities and a Babysitting service. I'm not a parent, so I can't fully assess this, but I saw a playground and a few families seemed happy.
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag.
They had a Gift/souvenir shop, which was handy if you wanted to grab a last-minute present (or a slightly overpriced postcard). A Concierge was on hand, and they were helpful, though sometimes a bit flustered.
The Car park [free of charge] was a massive win – no hidden parking fees! The Laundry service was convenient (though a bit pricy).
Getting Around:
They offer Airport transfer, Taxi service, and of course the Car park [free of charge]. I don't own a car, so I used the taxis, and they were good.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges, Restaurants, Poolside bar
They did have some accessible restaurants but, I must confess, I stuck to the outdoor bar. I'm not a fancy person, so I was happy drinking my beer in front of the pool.
The Verdict: Would I Return?
Overall? I'd say "Escape to Bliss" is a solid choice. It's got its quirks, sure, but it's charming, well-located, and the spa is seriously worth it. The minor imperfections? They're part of the fun. It's not a flawless five-star resort, but it's a place with character, and that’s something you can’t fake.
Final Score: 4 out of 5 (with a slight asterisk for the carpeting).
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Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned travel brochure. This is real life, folks, Hochsauerland style. Cozy holiday home? Terrace? Bestwig? Oh, we're gonna live this, people. Prepare for chaos, heartwarming moments, and probably a whole lotta cheese.
The Absolutely Messy, Probably Glorious, Hochsauerland Holiday Itinerary (aka, "Surviving Germany With My Sanity…Maybe")
Day 1: Arrival and "Oh My God, It's Beautiful!" (Followed by "Where's the Corkscrew?!")
- Morning (or, more realistically, early afternoon): So, yeah, the flight. Let's just say Lufthansa hasn't revamped their snack selection. Dried pretzels? Really? We're in the 21st century! Anyway, finally landed in somewhere near Dortmund. That rental car? A tiny, vaguely angry hatchback. We've named her "Heidi." She's got a stubborn engine. Already.
- Afternoon: The drive. Glorious. Hochsauerland is stunning. Rolling hills, forests that look straight out of a fairytale, and little villages that make you want to sell everything and become a shepherd. (Note to self: Learn German for "baa!") The holiday home in Bestwig? Found it! And oh. My. God. The view from the terrace. Seriously, you could cry. So I did. (Happy tears, I swear.)
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Unpacking the chaos. The suitcase explosion. Heidi had plenty of room for souvenirs, apparently not for everything else. First crisis: The corkscrew. Is it really a vacation without a bottle of wine? No. Absolutely not. Panic. Search ensues. Found a bottle opener in the bottom of a drawer, which led to me cutting my finger. The wine went down smooth, even if it was just about me, bleeding over the sink.
- Dinner: Okay, maybe a touch of instant pasta. The nearest grocery store? A hike. After that, exhausted… and my finger still bleeding. But, the stars tonight? The view from the terrace was still worth it. Sigh.
Day 2: Sauerland Adventure (and the Great Sausage Debacle)
- Morning: Okay, coffee. Strong coffee. Needed after the previous day's events. Then, attempt at a plan. Visit to the Fort Fun Abenteuerland theme park. It's supposed to be great, and Heidi should survive the drive!
- Mid-Morning: Packed the car. Forgot sunscreen. Realized that in a rush of getting out of the house. Realized the GPS doesn't work in the woods. Lost for about an hour. Found Fort Fun.
- Afternoon: Fort Fun! Rollercoasters, wooden things, everything. The little one loved it. Except the one where I got so scared I screamed in German, which I barely know. Now, I have children laughing at me.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Found the butcher. Bought some sausages. "Bratwurst" and "Currywurst". The butcher was a mountain of a man, with a laugh that could knock down a wall. He definitely knew Bestwig better than me!
- Evening: Charcoal BBQ, on our terrace. The sausages, the view, the family time? Heaven! Except. The sausages. They burnt. All of them. Black, inedible, charcoal sticks of despair. So much for dinner. My son started crying, so it became a pizza night with ice cream.
Day 3: The Lake and the "Lost in Translation" Mishap
- Morning: A lazy start. The sun is shining, the birds are singing. Finally, a good day. Went to a Lake. Beautiful water, and we all played, and splashed, and laughed. And forgot to get back in time for the mid-day lunch at the holiday home.
- Afternoon: The local town's bakery. Went to get some amazing pastries. It looked like paradise. The baker was so excited when he found out that we were from England, he started telling us many things in German.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Attempted to translate everything. I asked him about his opinion on Germany, and he started talking for hours about the beauty of this county. Went back to Bestwig. Found a great restaurant and ate there, until collapsing into bed, late.
Day 4: Relaxation and Return
- Morning: Packing. Saying farewell to that view. Crying all again… it will be time to just go back home, unfortunately.
- Afternoon: The long drive. The airport. Everything, going into the background.
- Evening: Back to reality. Back home.
Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions:
- The Germans? Surprisingly friendly, even when you butcher their language.
- The beer? Amazing. Dangerous.
- The silence of the mountains? Blissful.
- I really need to brush up my German. And my barbeque skills.
- Leaving? Heartbreaking. I could totally live here. (Right after I learn how to cook and maybe buy a decent map.)
- The terrace view. Seriously… wow.
The Imperfections? Oh, they're the best bits. The burnt sausages. The wrong turns. The language barrier. They're all part of the story. And they're what make this trip unforgettable. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Next time, though, I am bringing a corkscrew, a translator app, and maybe, maybe, a sausage expert.
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So, what *is* this "Escape to Bliss" place anyway? Sounds cheesy.
What's the vibe? Is it all yoga pants and kale smoothies? (Please, no.)
What kind of accommodation is there? Is it like, a hotel, a cabin, what?
Talk to me about the food. Is it any good? Are there *sausages* involved?
Can you get good coffee there? Or will I be forced to endure instant sadness?
What is there to *do* besides eat and drink? (Not that I’m complaining...)
I’m not the outdoorsy type. Will I be bored out of my skull?
Did you actually find any "bliss"? Was it as relaxing as the pictures suggest?
Is it worth the price tag? Because let's be honest, these things aren't cheap.
