Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Lanaken Holiday Home with Stunning Garden!
Escape to Paradise: Lanaken's Luxurious Lie-Down That (Mostly) Delivers! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (perfectly clean, don't worry) tea on the "Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Lanaken Holiday Home with Stunning Garden!" Yeah, that mouthful. Let's just call it Lanaken Paradise, shall we? I just got back, and the memories are still swirling like the steam from that ridiculously good sauna.
Accessibility - The Good, the Okay, and the "Huh?"
First off, big props for attempting accessibility. They say they have "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a great start! But, and it's a big but, I didn't personally investigate to what extent. I'd suggest calling before you go, if accessibility is a deal-breaker. The elevator, though? Thank goodness, because my luggage looked like it was plotting my demise.
Cleanliness and Safety - Obsessively Sanitized! (and that's a comfort)
Okay, let's be real. After what we've all been through, cleanliness is king (or queen). And Lanaken Paradise? They're ruling that kingdom. I'm talking Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services, the whole damn shebang. You could eat off any surface in that place (though I wouldn't recommend it, they're pretty). The fact that they even have Sanitized kitchen and tableware items made me breathe a sigh of relief. I'm a germaphobe, what can I say? I saw the Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere, and the staff were clearly (and happily) trained in Safety protocol. Score! My inner hypochondriac was practically doing cartwheels.
Rooms - The Luxurious Lay-Down Zone!
Now, to the heart of the matter! The rooms! Look, they call it luxury, and I'm not going to lie – they're not wrong, most of the time. My room had EVERYTHING. Air conditioning (essential, even if the weather wasn't scorching), a seriously comfy bed with an Extra long bed (bliss!). There was even a seating area perfect for lounging and judging my questionable travel choices. Free Wi-Fi that actually worked (miracle!), a mini-bar bursting with temptation, and a goddamn coffee/tea maker. Don't forget the bathrobes and slippers - like being wrapped in a cloud of deliciousness. The Blackout curtains, oh mama, those were a lifesaver. I am a queen of napping. The private bathroom with a separate shower/bathtub was a dream. I mean, the mirror did show me a few extra wrinkles from the stress of the modern world.
However…
Okay, here's the messy part. The complimentary tea? Meh. Basic. But the Interconnecting room(s) available? Yeah, I’d love to see the family I'm trying to escape from, in my relaxation space. The High floor was decent, but the view wasn't jaw-dropping. I had a smoke alarm at one point that went off when toasting bread. I mean, seriously? I had to jump into action, and all I did was burn some toast. The window that opens was nice, but I barely used it.
Services & Conveniences - Beyond Expectations, Mostly!
The 24-hour front desk was a lifesaver when I realized I'd locked myself out. The Concierge? Super helpful. They even arranged an Airport transfer, which was a massive stress reliever. Daily housekeeping kept the place spotless, bless their little hearts! The luggage storage was a nice touch. There's even a gift/souvenir shop, which, let's be honest, I spent a small fortune in. The car park was free, which kept the cost down. They also have Cash withdrawal, but not a full-on ATM.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking - FOOD! (And Booze!)
The dining experience was…interesting. There's a restaurant (or several! I saw options for International cuisine and Western cuisine). The breakfast (Breakfast [buffet] or Breakfast [buffet] wasn't bad at all, but the Asian breakfast was a letdown -- don't stray from the standards. The Coffee shop made a decent latte, even though it wasn't a real barista. If you’re lucky, you should get a Bottle of water when you check-in.
The poolside bar was a highlight during the Happy hour. I felt like a true Bond girl, sipping my expertly shaken cocktail. The Poolside bar, by the way, offered plenty of options. And if you want to pig out, there's also a Snack bar. The Room service, accessible 24 hours a day, was a lifesaver when I had a late-night craving for something salty and greasy. The downside? The A la carte in restaurant can be pretty pricey.
Fitness & Relaxation - Paradise Found! (Almost)
Okay, let's talk about the good stuff. The Fitness center was…well, it was there. I'm not a gym rat, but it looked functional. The Spa? Now we're talking! I got a Body wrap (heavenly!), and my massage was divine. The Steamroom was perfect for melting away stress. And the Swimming pool [outdoor], with its glorious Pool with view, was the ultimate relaxation spot. I spent hours just floating, staring at the scenery, and feeling my muscles melt. It was the best part of my trip. They even had a Foot bath.
Things to Do - Activities (Or, More Likely, Lounging)
I'm not going to lie, I mostly lounged. But they offer a few things to do. Besides the Spa/sauna and the Gym/fitness, there's a Bicycle parking so you can cycle. I didn't get a chance.
For The Kids - (If You Must Bring Them!)
I didn't have kids, so I didn't investigate the Babysitting service. But the hotel is Family/child friendly.
Getting Around - Easy Peasy
Car park [free of charge], and Taxi service are available.
Quirks & Imperfections (Because, Perfection Is Boring!)
- My biggest gripe? The staff was almost too attentive. I was asked if I needed anything every five minutes, which, after a while, felt a bit suffocating. Let me breathe, people!
- The lighting in the room? A little…dim. I ended up using my phone's flashlight to read.
- And the décor? Slightly dated, like a well-loved aunt's living room. Not bad, just… not cutting-edge.
Final Verdict - Is Paradise Worth the Escape?
Yes. Absolutely, a resounding yes. Lanaken Paradise isn't perfect, but it's darn close. The cleanliness is top-notch, the facilities are abundant, and the spa? Worth the price of admission alone. Despite a few minor hiccups, I left feeling relaxed, rejuvenated, and ready to face the world (or at least, my laundry pile) again. Just remember to pack your own decent tea bags!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, itinerary-in-a-template kind of trip. This is Lanaken. This is Belgium. This is potentially the most gloriously messy, cheese-fueled, waffle-doused, cycle-path-obsessed vacation you're gonna witness. And I'm taking you along for the ride. Here's the semi-organized chaos:
Day 1: Arrival & Garden Shenanigans (AKA: Where's the damn key?)
- 14:00 - Flight Landed (or, technically, that's what the monitor said…) Ugh, airports. My least favourite prelude to adventure. But hey, the smell of Belgian coffee brewing at the arrival gate almost made it bearable. Almost.
- 15:00 - Car pickup (pray for a working GPS) I rented a car, because, you know, freedom. And also because Belgian public transport looks complicated enough to require a PhD in Belgianology. Pray for me and the GPS. Please.
- 16:00 - Lanaken Holiday Home - Key Hunt (or, the Great Belgian Scavenger) Okay, so maybe I slightly underestimated how long it would take to find the place. After circling the same charmingly confusing cobbled streets three times, some frantic calls to the rental agency (which involved me butchering my French… and possibly the receptionist's patience), and a near-breakdown in a field of cows (they stared. They judged.), I found the damn place. Then, the key. Of course, it was in a highly unobvious place.
- 17:00 - Garden Exploration & First Impressions: Okay, the house is cute. The garden, though? Forget about it. Seriously, it's a freaking Eden. So. Much. Green. (Also, a trampoline. Tempting…). Spent a solid hour wandering around, sniffing the roses (yes, really, I smelled the roses), and silently judging my own life choices that led me here. And I really couldn't complain about the garden, the perfect spot for unwinding after the long journey to Belgium
- 18:00 - Grocery Run & Panic Buying: "Do I need an entire wheel of cheese?" "Probably." "Do I need three types of Belgian beer?" "Absolutely." Hoarded snacks, cheese (duh), and enough chocolate to fuel a small army.
- 19:00 - Dinner & Beer Debacle: I'm already a master chef, and I can tell something went wrong with dinner… I made a valiant attempt at cooking a simple pasta dish, but between the jet lag, the beer (oops), and the fact that I'm perpetually incapable in the kitchen, it was a mess. Edible, though. Mostly. Ate it outside. Then, I had another beer. And watched the stars. It was a moment. (Even if the pasta was barely okay.)
Day 2: Cycling & Cheese (and Potentially Falling Over)
- 09:00 - Breakfast of Champions (and Possibly Regret): Fresh bread (because, Belgium!), coffee, and a large dollop of self-loathing for the pasta incident. Feeling pretty good, actually. The air here is different. Cleaner.
- 10:00 - Bike Rental & (Attempted) Cycling Tour: Okay, Belgium is made for cycling. Flat, scenic, with paths galore. Rented a bike. Confidently. "I know how to ride a bike!" I proclaimed. (I'm lying. Mostly. But I had the balance, which I haven't had in years, so I'm glad). Rode over a small pothole and almost went flying into a ditch. Survived.
- 11:00 - Cycling around Lanaken, (and taking some pictures!) I stopped the car, and took a picture, it's beautiful.
- 12:00 - Lunch at a Local Cafe: Found a cute little cafe in the village of Lanaken. Ordered a croque monsieur and, of course, another beer. The simple joy of the thing is the best part!
- 13:00 Cycling Tour (continued) & Getting Lost (which is half the fun, right?): Okay, so maybe I didn’t exactly follow the pre-planned route. Maybe I got a little sidetracked by a particularly picturesque windmill. Maybe I ended up on a farm path meant for tractors. The joy of it all, though! Took a wrong turn for the most beautiful view ever.
- 15:00 - Cheese Shopping & Sensory Overload: You know how I love cheese. And the cheese shops here are heaven. The smell is intense. The choices overwhelming. The sample sizes… perfect. Walked out with more cheese than I'll probably consume in a lifetime, but I refuse to regret it.
- 17:00 - Garden Relaxation & Wine (Maybe too much wine?) The afternoon was spent in the garden. Reading, listening to the birds, gorging on cheese, and perhaps (probably) overindulging in some local wine.
- 19:00 Dinner & Culinary Redemption (maybe?): Determined not to mess up another meal. Pulled together a simple salad, paired with the cheese and bread bounty. (Yes, I'm becoming one with my own self.)
Day 3: Maastricht & Castle Dreams (and Maybe a Tantrum)
- 09:00 - Maastricht Bound: Packing a bag of cheese and a map. The city of Maastricht is just across the border in The Netherlands. Getting pumped for the road trip.
- 10:00 - Maastricht Exploration & Market Mayhem: Maastricht is a gem. Cobblestone streets, charming shops, and a vibrant market overflowing with flowers, food, and every knick-knack imaginable. Spent ages just wandering, breathing in the atmosphere. Spent my money so fast, so I had to be restrained with the cheese and market items.
- 12:00 - Castle Visit (or, the Day I Almost Lost It): Planned a visit to a local castle. Got lost (again). Then, the GPS died. Then, I discovered the castle was closed. The rage was a slow burn building up to a full-on meltdown. I would have cried and shouted, but I was in public. So I just stamped around for a while. Eventually, found a park and calmed down.
- 14:00 - Castle Visit (Take 2… or, the "I Actually Made It" Edition): Found a different castle. Success! It was all very grand and historic. I kept imagining living in castles, but I knew I couldn't deal with it.
- 16:00 - Sweet Tooth Therapy (because I needed it): Needed sugar. Badly. Found a cozy cafe and bought and ate a waffle.
- 18:00 - Back to Lanaken & Dinner: Finally back home. Spent some time making a dinner, and relaxing in the garden.
Day 4: Relaxing, Rambling and, You Know, Existing
- 09:00 - Sleep In: I slept in today.
- 10:00 - A morning walk Went for a walk, and took pictures. Just taking in the peace.
- 12:00 - Lunch I made a quick lunch, and went back into the garden to eat
- 14:00 - Back to wandering around Lanaken Another walk through the town and garden.
- 17:00 - Time to Pack I'm going to feel sad for the trip to end, and I don't know when I'll be back, or how long it's going to take.
- 19:00 - Last dinner I'm making sure my last meal is special. I made the pasta, but I'm getting better each time!
Day 5: Departure & the Sad Goodbye (Until Next Time, Belgium!)
- 09:00 - Final breakfast & Packing: One last glorious breakfast. One last look at the garden. (Sob.) Time to pack up the cheese stash, mentally prepare for the airport, and fight back those impending tears.
- 10:00 - Clean up the house and check out of the holiday house: Time to finish checking out of the house to let the next traveler in.
- 11:00 - Drive to the Airport: Off to the airport.
- 14:00 - Flight & goodbyes: Goodbye, Belgium. I'll see you (and your cheese) again.
P.S. - I probably missed a bunch of things. Like the names of the cafes. And half of the road signs. And the fact that I probably spent too much money on waffles. But hey, that's life, right? And that's Belgium. And that's… me. (Don't judge.)
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Is "Escape to Paradise" actually... paradise?
Look, let's be real. I named it "Escape to Paradise" because, well, marketing. And the garden *is* stunning. Seriously, you could get lost in that damn thing for hours. But paradise? Nah. There are a few slightly less heavenly realities. Like the time the wasps decided that the outdoor dining table was the perfect place for a convention. Or the time I accidentally locked myself *out* and had to scale (attempted) a trellis. Let's just say it wasn't pretty. So, yeah, there are moments of pure bliss – sipping wine in the garden, the sheer peace of it all – but also moments of "Why me?" and "Did I really do that?". So, it's paradise... with a healthy dose of reality.
Tell me about the garden! It looks amazing in the photos.
Oh, the garden! Right. The garden... *sigh*. Where do I even begin? It's a love-hate relationship, I tell you. It's picture-perfect, yes. Those photos don't lie - the roses, the little pond, the way the sunlight filters through the trees... *chef's kiss*. But here's the deal: That beauty comes with a price. Hours of weeding (my nemesis!), trimming, battling slugs that think my hydrangeas are a gourmet buffet. And don't even get me started on the squirrels. They're like tiny, furry demolition teams. A single guest once asked if they get a garden gnome because it would fit perfectly, with them. But still, when you're sitting there with a glass of something cold, watching the sunset, it’s pretty freaking unbeatable. It's a beast, but a beautiful, rewarding beast.
What's the kitchen like? (Because food is important!)
The kitchen? Okay, the kitchen is... functional. It's not a *chef's* kitchen, you know? I try to make it look fancy, but sometimes, the toaster oven is the star of the show. There's a good oven, a dishwasher (thank GOD), and all the necessary gadgets. We've all been there, right? You arrive, ready to whip up a feast, and you realize you're missing a… whisk. Or the can opener has mysteriously vanished. I try to keep it well-stocked, but, sometimes, things disappear into the Bermuda Triangle of kitchenware. So, bring your favourite spatula, just in case. You know, for safety. (And maybe a backup can opener, just in case.)
Is it family-friendly?
Yes... and no. Let's put it this way: I *love* kids (well, most of them), but my pristine white sofas are not a fan. There are stairs, which can be tricky with toddlers. The garden has a pond (beautiful, but… you get it). Plus, it's a place for *escape*. So, if you're dreaming of a relaxing getaway with multiple small children running wild, maybe this isn’t the perfect fit. If you're looking to have a very quiet vacation, you might look elsewhere. But if you're kids are a bit older (and you're willing to replace some furniture, maybe), sure! But if you're expecting peace and quiet, maybe book a babysitter or consider a different location. No judgement!
What if something goes wrong? (Because things *always* go wrong, right?)
Okay, let's be honest: things break. Stuff happens. I get it. I'm usually available by the phone, or have someone on call nearby. Plumbing problems? The heating system gives up the ghost in the middle of winter? Don't panic! (Okay, maybe panic a little. I probably will too.) But I'll do everything I can to get it sorted. I've handled everything from a burst pipe (nightmare!) to a stubborn lock (me again!), but I usually keep everything running. Just. So. Hopefully, you won't have to call, but if you do, I'm on it. (Probably swearing under my breath, but on it.)
Is there Wi-Fi? Because, let's face it, the internet is life.
Yes, thank goodness. I can't imagine the reviews I would get if there wasn't. There's Wi-Fi, and it's usually pretty decent, even though I've been guilty of spending my own vacation glued to my laptop. (Don't tell anyone.) Sometimes the signal gets a little spotty out in the garden, but hey, maybe that's a blessing in disguise. Unplug, remember? (I should take my own advice.) So, yes, Wi-Fi! Connect, work (if you must), stream, keep up with your friends, and… you know… pretend you’re not constantly refreshing social media. Or, you know, be real and embrace your digital addiction. No judgement.
I see there's a fireplace? Is that right?
Yes! The fireplace. Glorious. And, a bit of a pain in the butt. Look, the idea of a crackling fire on a chilly evening is pure romance, right? Snuggling up with a blanket, a glass of wine, the whole shebang. But the *reality*? Hauling in firewood, figuring out how to start the damn thing without setting the house on fire (which, let's be honest, is a legitimate fear of mine), and then cleaning up the mess afterward… it's a whole *thing*. But when it's roaring, and the room is warm, and you're actually succeeding at this whole 'relaxation' thing... yeah, it's worth it. So, yes, there is a fireplace, and it’s both a blessing and a curse. (Pro-tip: Bring firelighters and a lighter. Trust me.)
Do you have any recommendations on where to eat/things to do around Lanaken?
Okay, okay, local tips! I've lived in the area for a time now, so here's the deal… I'm not a food blogger, but I have opinions! There are some lovely restaurants in Lanaken, some are fancy-ish, some are pub-style, and some are basically glorified burger joints. You *have* to try the [insert actual restaurant name here - I will not be revealing my personal favourite!]. It's... fantastic. But, be warned, you might need a reservation (everybody knows about it!). For things to do... the area is perfect for biking or hiking. Check out the [insert actual location name here - again, secrets!] for beautiful views and some fresh air.Searchotel
