Apeldoorn Hot Tub Heaven: Your Luxurious Dutch Escape Awaits!
Apeldoorn Hot Tub Heaven: My Dutch Dream… Almost? (A Rambling Review)
Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (filtered, hopefully) tea on Apeldoorn Hot Tub Heaven. This place… well, it promises a luxurious Dutch escape, and for the most part, delivers. But let's be real, "perfect" is boring, and I'm here to give you the straight, slightly chaotic, scoop.
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Getting There & Getting In (Accessibility – Finally! This Matters To Me!)
So, first things first: I’m a sucker for a good airport transfer. They've got it! And, thankfully, the hotel claims to be accessible. (Accessibility) This is HUGE for me, because, let's be real, getting around can be a nightmare. (Wheelchair Accessible) The website boasts elevator access, and more importantly, accessible rooms. (More on those later). The front desk, (24-hour!), was responsive, so that's a good start. (Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private])
The Room: My (Mostly!) Cozy Castle
Okay, let's talk rooms. (Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.) My room? Pretty darn great. (Non-smoking) It had the important stuff (a comfy bed, decent Wi-Fi, clean bathroom ) and the fancier stuff (bathrobes, a mini-bar, and a bathtub — glorious!) The blackout curtains were a godsend after a long day of… well, relaxing. (Daily housekeeping) Shout out to the cleaning staff! They're on top of their game. (Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment)
Now, I’m not going to lie, I went in for the hot tub (duh!). BUT.. the one I booked I am almost 100% sure I saw someone in the garden, but that's probably a different story .
Spa & Relaxation: Heaven… with a Few Quirks
The spa is where it got interesting. (Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]) The website promised nirvana, and the pool with a view was absolutely stunning. (Pool with view) I spent a solid afternoon floating and staring at the trees – pure bliss. The sauna? Oof, hot enough to melt your stress away. (Sauna) The masseuse was phenomenal! I think I nearly fell asleep on the table – in a good way, that is. (Massage) They offered all sorts of treatments: body wraps, scrubs, the works. (Body scrub, Body wrap)
Here’s the quirk: The accessibility in the spa was a little shaky. (Facilities for disabled guests) While designated areas like elevators were present, the ramps leading to the pool? A bit… narrow. Not a dealbreaker, but something to keep in mind.
Dining: From Buffet Bliss to A La Carte Anxiety
Alright, food. This is where things got a little… variable. (A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast takeaway service, Safe dining setup, Individually-wrapped food options, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter) The breakfast buffet? (Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant) Glorious. Seriously, an explosion of cheeses, pastries, and fresh fruit. (Western breakfast) They had an Asian breakfast too! (Asian breakfast) Definitely go hungry. They also had the usual suspects: coffee, tea, and maybe a cheeky mimosa or two. (Coffee/tea in restaurant)
The a la carte restaurant, on the other hand… well, it felt a little… off. (A la carte in restaurant) The service was slow at times, and the menu, while diverse, felt a bit confused. One night I ordered a perfectly fine salad, and the next night I ordered a soup (which I didn’t actually like as much). (Salad/Soup in restaurant) Don't expect Michelin star quality, but you won't starve. The poolside bar made up for it! (Poolside bar) Perfect for a quick snack and a drink. (Snack bar, Bar)
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They got the basics right. (Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center) The Wi-Fi was strong everywhere. (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Wi-Fi in public areas, Internet) The staff was generally helpful. (Concierge, Doorman) The 24-hour room service? (Room service [24-hour]) A LIFESAVER after a long day of spa-ing. Laundry service? (Laundry service) Yes. Ironing service? (Ironing service) Yes. Luggage storage? (Luggage storage) Again, Yes.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You)
I haven't got kids so I didn't use any of these… (Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal)
Cleanliness & Safety: (Because, You Know, The World)
They've got all the buzzwords covered! (Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment) Hand sanitizer everywhere, staff in masks. It made me feel safe and that's always good.
Getting Around: And The Unexpected Bicycle Bonanza
Parking? (Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking) Easy-peasy. Free on site parking, even valet parking! And this is where things got hilariously Dutch: (Bicycle parking) They have bicycle parking! I mean, of course they do. This is Holland, people!
The Verdict: Is It Heaven?
Apeldoorn Hot Tub Heaven is a solid choice. It delivers on its promises of relaxation, the staff are lovely, and the hot tub experience is worth it. (Spa, Sauna) Just be prepared for a few… minor quirks. The accessibility could be better, and the restaurant experience is a bit hit-or-
Escape to Paradise: Your Cosy Laguiole Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get my version of a comfy house with a hot tub in Apeldoorn travel itinerary. Forget glossy brochures and perfect Instagram feeds – this is the real, slightly-dishevelled, wonderfully chaotic truth.
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the All-Important Hot Tub Initiation
Morning (Or Rather, Late Morning, Thanks, Jet Lag): Arrive at Schiphol Airport. Honestly, the airport itself is usually the first hurdle. I'm not a "morning person," so waking up before noon anywhere is already a victory. Customs? Praying my passport photo hasn't aged me too drastically. Then, the train to Apeldoorn. I've heard it's lovely scenery. I hope so, because I'm also always juggling my luggage, a desperate coffee craving, and the distinct worry of accidentally getting on the wrong train. That's the kind of person I am.
Midday (Or Possibly Early Afternoon): Finally, make it to Apeldoorn. Find the "Comfy House with Hot Tub!" (Let's hope it actually IS comfy). Key retrieval. Anxiety levels still elevated, the house is clean, but the hot tub is the question mark.
Afternoon (The Big One): Okay, the hot tub. This is it, people. Unpack, maybe shove some groceries in the fridge (snacks are ESSENTIAL for hot tubbing). But then, the moment of truth. Figuring out the hot tub. I swear, those instruction manuals are always written in ancient hieroglyphics. Will it be scalding? Freezing? Will it eat me? Deep breath. Setting the mood. Music. Drinks. And then… in. Oh. My. God. Heaven. My shoulders immediately unclench. The world is soft. This is what dreams are made of. I think I might stay in here forever.
Evening: Hot tubbing round two. Seriously though, I could live in this thing. But, eventually, I stumble out, slightly prune-like, and prepare dinner. Maybe a simple pasta? Or, if I'm feeling ambitious (aka I haven't completely melted into a puddle), I'll try and get some Dutch snacks sorted. I am also tempted to order takeout because I am on vacation. This is where I plan to learn dutch. Tomorrow.
Day 2: Royal Ramblings, Bike Blunders, and Another Hot Tub Sanctuary
Morning: Wake up DISGUSTINGLY well-rested. Hot tub magic! Breakfast. More coffee. Then, the big one – Het Loo Palace. It's a palace! (Apparently.) Trying to decide between 'cultured tourist' and just running around the gardens like a giddy kid. Knowing me, it's a bit of both. I always end up accidentally wandering off onto the wrong paths. The architecture is stunning. More than the place itself I am interested in the people. Maybe someone will want to talk and tell me their story.
Midday: Bike ride! Apeldoorn is supposed to be bike-friendly. This could go one of two ways: graceful Dutch cycling goddess, or me face-planting into a ditch. I'm betting on the latter. Finding a rental place. Praying the bike isn't a death trap. Taking pictures is essential. I will take pictures everywhere.
Afternoon: The bike ride (assuming I'm still in one piece). Into the forest? Along the canals? Hoping to find some cute cafes. Possibly fall off the bike, pick myself up, dust myself off, and laugh about it later. Even if I spend the whole time cycling terrified, this is worth it. This is the life!
Evening: Hot tub. Again. Maybe I should feel guilty about spending so much time in it, but honestly, the guilt is outweighed by the sheer bliss. Wine. More snacks. Thinking about all the things I haven't done (shopping, more museums, learning Dutch, etc.). That's what tomorrow is for.
Day 3: The Nature of Freedom, the City Struggles, and Farewell Hot Tub Hugs
Morning: Decide I'm a nature-loving free spirit. Go to the national Park De Hoge Veluwe. Find a perfect spot to eat my packed lunch and enjoy the view. Take plenty of photos so everyone will believe I'm adventurous.
Midday: Consider visiting the city center, but then remember I had an experience with a city center. Realize I can't handle the stress of finding a parking spot, decide to skip. Find a beautiful picnic spot.
Afternoon: Return to the house. Hot Tub. This time, it will be even better.
Evening: Last hot tub session. It's going to be emotional. Probably teary. Saying goodbye to the hot tub feels like saying goodbye to a part of myself. Pack. Prepare to leave. This is the perfect ending.
Day 4: Farewell, Apeldoorn (or, The Sad Train Ride Home)
Morning: One last, lingering look at the glorious hot tub. Make an effort to actually leave the house, pack my bag, check out, and get back to the train station.
Midday: The train to the airport and the flight home. Reflecting on the trip, the good, the bad, and the wonderfully hot tub-filled. The jet lag is looming, but so are the memories.
Important Notes:
- Food: Pack snacks. And more snacks. And then some. Because hot tubbing burns calories, obviously.
- Weather: Dutch weather is notoriously unpredictable. Pack for sunshine, rain, and a surprise blizzard (just in case).
- Language: I'll try to learn a few Dutch phrases, but don't rely on me. Google Translate is my friend.
- Imperfections: This itinerary is not perfect. Things will go wrong. I might get lost. I might wear the same outfit three days in a row. That's part of the fun.
- Flexibility: This is a loose plan. Embrace the spontaneity! If the hot tub calls, answer it. If you find a cafe you love, stay there all day. This is your adventure now!
- Emotional Safety Valve: This itinerary is my reminder to breathe. To relax..
There you have it, folks. My unfiltered, slightly messy, and utterly honest guide to Apeldoorn. Now go forth and have your own amazing adventure. And for the love of all that is holy, enjoy that hot tub!
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Apeldoorn Hot Tub Heaven: Your Luxurious Dutch Escape (But Real!) - FAQs That Don't Sugarcoat It
Okay, spill the tea. Is Apeldoorn Hot Tub Heaven *actually* a heaven? Or just a cleverly marketed disappointment?
Alright, alright, settle down. Let's be honest, "heaven" is a big word. I went in expecting perfect Instagram fodder, you know? Rolling hills, perfectly manicured hedges, maybe a unicorn sipping prosecco. What I *got*… well, let's just say it was a *very* Dutch take on luxury. My initial reaction? "Oh… it's… green." Lots of green. But the hot tub itself? Glorious. Seriously. Jet action that'd loosen your fillings kinda glorious. So, not *heaven*, but a darn good escape, especially after that bike ride through those windmills – my legs were screaming!
The website looks stunning. Is it as picture-perfect in reality? Because let's be honest, websites lie.
Okay, the website *is* undeniably pretty. And yes, some angles are… strategically chosen. I’m not saying they hide construction equipment, but… let’s just say the wider shots include more… *context*. Like, the cute little garden gnome wasn't quite where I expected. And remember those sleek bikes they show? Mine had a flat tire! True story. But you know what? The slightly weathered charm adds to the experience. It feels… real. Less staged, more… human. Plus, the staff were incredibly helpful getting that tire fixed, which, you know, is a huge win in my book. (Biking in the Netherlands, by the way, is a must-do. Just maybe check the tire pressure before you leave.)
What's the *best* part about staying at Apeldoorn Hot Tub Heaven? Spill!
Hands down, the hot tub itself. Seriously. After a day of exploring Apeldoorn (and maybe a little, ahem, *overdoing* the stroopwafels), sinking into that bubbling, warm embrace… pure bliss. It's that moment where all the stress just melts away. I swear, I’m not normally a "spa person," but that hot tub? Changed. My. Life. I even tried to take a selfie, got distracted by a particularly vigorous jet, and nearly dropped my phone. (Don't worry, I didn't. Pro tip: waterproof phone case is essential!)
And the *worst* part? Come on, there has to be a downside...
Okay, okay, fine. Here's the dirt. Getting *to* Apeldoorn from the train station… could be better signposted. Google Maps is your friend, but there are some winding roads through… I think it was a farm? Anyway, my GPS died, and I ended up chatting with a very confused cow who apparently wasn’t much help with directions. (Still, cute cow.) Also, the breakfast was… serviceable, let's say. Nothing to write home about, but coffee was strong and I really needed it. But hey - I’d trade a Michelin-star breakfast for that hot tub any day.
Is it actually *luxurious*? I'm on a budget, but I am a sucker for a nice towel.
"Luxurious" is a bit relative, isn’t it? No, it’s not gold-plated toilet seat luxurious (although, that would be novel). But the towels *were* fluffy. The robes *were* soft. The rooms had a certain… *je ne sais quoi*… that screamed "relaxed." It's not like a five-star Ritz, more like a lovely, well-appointed, cozy hideaway. Think comfortable, not ostentatious. Look, if you are tight on money, maybe skip that extra massage. But the basic package with the hot tub? Totally worth it. I'd splurge again, even if I had to eat instant ramen for a month afterward. (Which, honestly, I considered.) Oh, and the heated bathroom floors? YES, please. A godsend in the chilly Dutch evenings.
What kind of activities are there *besides* the hot tub? Don't tell me I'm just stuck in a tub for the entire trip!
Absolutely not! Get out of that tub… eventually. Apeldoorn itself is charming. Hoge Veluwe National Park is a must-see – the Van Gogh museum is a bit of a trek, but what a trip! And did I mention the biking? Fantastic! There are also some cute little shops and cafes in the center of town. Don’t miss the Paleis Het Loo – it’s gorgeous, especially if you like ridiculously opulent royal residences. Although I ended up spending most of my time cycling through the woods… I swear I saw a badger! (Or maybe it was the stroopwafels talking…) The point is, there's more than enough to keep you occupied. Just make sure you factor in enough time for serious hot tub soaking. That's the *real* activity, you know.
Is it romantic? Or is it more… family-friendly? Or both?
Ah, the romance question. Well, it *could* be romantic. If you’re into that. It would be *perfectly* romantic. There were couples there, looking all lovey-dovey. I saw one guy sneak a proposal in (I think!). But it wasn’t all hearts and flowers. I saw a family there, having a blast—kids splashing around in the tub, laughing… it was adorable. And honestly? Sometimes, a solo trip is the most romantic thing you can do for yourself. To each their own, I say. If you are planning on romance, prepare for a great experience. It would also be great family fun.
Tell me more about the staff! Are they helpful? Friendly? Do they speak English?
Okay, this is important. The staff were absolutely delightful. Seriously. Extremely helpful, friendly, and yes, they all spoke excellent English. I had a million questions (mostly about how to operate the coffee machine), and they patiently answered every single one. They were also super accommodating when my bike decided to stage a revolt. They even offered recommendations for local restaurants and attractions. Honestly, they made the whole experience so much better. A huge shoutout to the smiley lady at reception! She's a star. And not just because she could decipher my terrible Dutch.
Can you really relax there, or is it too noisy or crowded?
This is the big one, isn't it? Relaxation potential. The place is generally pretty calm. The hot tubs are spaced outPremium Stay Search
