Escape to Paradise: Stunning Nohn Apartment w/ Terrace, Garden & BBQ!
OH. MY. GOD. Escape to Paradise: Nohn Apartment - Review! (A Messy, Honest, and Slightly Over-the-Top Experience)
Alright, people, buckle up. I'm about to unleash a review of the Escape to Paradise: Stunning Nohn Apartment w/ Terrace, Garden & BBQ! that's less "objective critic" and more "slightly manic, caffeine-fueled travel blogger who just spent a glorious (and slightly chaotic) week there." So, yeah, expect some rambles. Prepare for the truth. And, hopefully, a giggle or two along the way.
First Impressions: The "Wow" Factor and the "Oh Crap" Factor
The listing promised "paradise," didn't it? Well, the terrace certainly delivered. Seriously, the pictures don't do it justice. Waking up to that view? (You can see my first reaction and experience in the video!) Pure. Freakin'. Bliss. The garden was lush, the BBQ looked ready to rumble (more on that later, folks). But then… the inevitable "Oh crap" moment hit. See, I’m not exactly a "handy" person. Now that takes me to my first point.
Accessibility & Getting There: A Few Hiccups & Hidden Helpers
Look, I don't use a wheelchair, but I’ve got a friend that does, and I wanted to check it out from that perspective. This apartment is NOT listed as wheelchair-accessible in the typical way. The listing doesn't have a note about "wheelchair accessible" or "facilities for disabled guests" and while there is an elevator, there seemed to be some steps. However… the concierge? Absolute lifesavers. They may have been a little slow on the responses via email before the trip, but once there they were on it. They seemed genuinely keen to help my friend, even if it meant some extra elbow grease. (Kudos, team!). But it does bring up a point: Accessibility info needs to be clearer!
The airport transfer was smooth, thank God. After a long flight, that was a HUGE win. And the car park [free of charge] was a lifesaver. Just knowing my car was safe made the arrival that much more relaxing.
The Apartment Itself: Comfort, Quirks, and Questionable Decisions
Okay, let's dive into the room itself! The Air conditioning was a godsend – essential, really. The blackout curtains? Genius. Slept like a baby. Speaking of, the bed! YES! The Extra long bed was a dream. I'm a tall person, and actually being able to stretch out was pure luxury. The bathrobes were fluffy, the slippers were a nice touch (although who really uses slippers in paradise?). There was even a scale (which, let's be honest, I tried to avoid) in my room.
Now, the imperfections. The desk was awkwardly placed, and the internet access – LAN? Didn't even try it. Pure Wi-Fi all the way, baby. The complimentary tea was fine, the coffee/tea maker was… present. Don't expect barista-level coffee. Then, there were certain design choices that left me scratching my head. Remember those "interior design trends" of the early 2000s? Yeah… some of those vibes were here. The room decorations were… interesting. But hey, it’s a place to sleep!
But that terrace! It’s worth repeating. You can soak in whatever is out there, and it is amazing.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Misstep)
Now, here's where things get really interesting. The Dining scene was a mixed bag.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Standard buffet, a bit pedestrian. But the Asian breakfast option was a nice touch.
- Restaurants: The a la carte in restaurant was good, but pricey. The Poolside bar? Essential for those happy hour moments.
- Room Service: The 24-hour room service was a blessing for those late-night cravings.
- Snack bar: This one was great for quick bites.
Okay, here's a story for you: That BBQ. That glorious terrace view just screamed "BBQ night!" I envisioned myself grilling gourmet burgers, sipping cocktails, the whole shebang. Fast forward to me, frantically googling "how to light a charcoal grill" while the sun dipped below the horizon. Let’s just say, I’m not a grill master. The BBQ was technically available (thank god, that would have been a mess), but I needed a little help.
But the best part? The bottle of water thoughtfully left in the room. Little things like that really made the experience special.
Relaxation Station: From Bliss to "Meh"
This is where things get interesting. There was promise, a lot of promise.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Glorious. Absolutely glorious. The Pool with view was everything. The views were spectacular.
- Spa/sauna: The Spa itself was okay. The Steamroom was a bit underwhelming, with a few areas that were not in tip-top shape.
- Fitness center: I didn’t try it (I was on vacation, after all!), but it was present.
Things to Do (Beyond Napping and Sunbathing)
- The concierge made some recommendations for local outings.
- I love to shop, so it was nice to have a convenience store close by.
- The shrine was a cool place to visit, although I'm not religious, so it didn't have a huge emotional impact.
Safety & Security: Peace of Mind (Mostly)
The Security [24-hour] was reassuring, and I always saw the hotel staff roaming around the property.
The Little Things (That Matter)
- Daily housekeeping: spotless!
- Hand sanitizer: all over, which was a boost.
- Cashless payment service: super convenient.
- Wi-Fi [free]: worked like a charm.
The Bottom Line: Would I Go Back?
Absolutely. Escape to Paradise: Stunning Nohn Apartment w/ Terrace, Garden & BBQ! isn't perfect, and there is room for improvement! However, the views, the terrace, the convenience, and (mostly) the staff’s willingness to assist made it a memorable experience. It's the kind of place that makes you want to return.
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And there you have it! My messy, honest, slightly-over-the-top, but genuinely heartfelt review. Go, experience Escape to Paradise, and make your own memories. You might just fall in love, too. And, if you stumble on how to actually use that BBQ, let me know!
Unbelievable Chalet Apartment in Saalbach-Hinterglemm: Your Austrian Dream Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. We're going on a trip… to Nohn! Specifically, to a "Cozy Apartment with Terrace, Garden, BBQ" in Nohn, Germany. Sounds idyllic, right? (Famous last words, I swear.) Here's the plan… or, as much of a plan as I've managed to wrangle into existence so far. God, I need a vacation from planning this vacation.
Nohn & Beyond: A Mostly Coherent(ish) Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival & Attempting to Adult (Fingers Crossed)
- Morning (Aka: The Pre-Trip Meltdown). This is where you can expect a flurry of last-minute packing, panic-Googling "German plug adapters," and a desperate search for my passport (it's always the passport). I'll probably be muttering things like, "Did I really need three pairs of hiking boots?" and then adding a fourth, just to be safe. Airport chaos. Flights. Hopefully landing in Frankfurt… hopefully not at the wrong end of the runway. The anxiety is real.
- Afternoon: Frankfurt (Briefly) & Car Hunting. Assuming I haven't accidentally flown to, like, Ulan Bator, first thing is getting a rental car. This is where I always screw up. Choosing the car is always a gamble. Will it be too small? Too big? Will they try to upsell me on all the insurance? Ugh, I already hate them. Then, the driving. Germans are probably the best drivers in the world, and I’m sure I’ll be the one causing a pileup on the Autobahn, even though I don't think I am driving fast. Expect copious amounts of hand-flailing and increasingly mumbled apologies in broken German.
- Evening: The Cozy Apartment… Finally! Driving to Nohn (God help me navigating on the German roads). Praying the apartment is actually "cozy" and not code for "a drafty box with questionable plumbing." Unpacking. Discovering I've forgotten something vital, like, I swear I packed my travel toothbrush. Checking which grocery store is open at 8 PM. Dinner, probably some sad self-made sandwiches and a beer on the terrace (IF I can get the bloody thing to work). And then… sleep. Glorious, sleep. This is the dream, right?
Day 2: Eifel National Park & My Existential Crisis About Hiking
- Morning: Caffeine, Crumbs, and a Crummy Map. Breakfast on the terrace. Coffee. Lots of coffee. Probably dropping crumbs everywhere. Attempting to figure out where I am on the map. Struggling to understand signs, but eventually will.
- Afternoon: Eifel National Park. Okay, this is the "nature" part. Supposedly, it's beautiful. I'll probably get lost. I'll probably underestimate the difficulty of the hike and end up wishing I was back on that terrace with a bottle of wine. I'll get annoyed with the bugs. I'll take approximately 8,000 photos of the exact same tree. And then, maybe, just maybe, I'll find some quietude and appreciate the nature. Maybe. Probably not.
- Evening: BBQ… or a Disaster. The BBQ situation. This could go either way. I'm not a griller. I'm a "burn the sausages and then accidentally set the garden on fire" kind of cook. Pray for the neighbors. Pray for the fire department. Pray for a decent bottle of wine to drown my sorrows. If the BBQ fails, it's pizza delivery. No shame.
Day 3: The Mosel Valley & My Obsession with Castles
- Morning: Mosel Valley- Bound! I've heard the Mosel Valley is stunning. The scenery is supposed to be breathtaking. Wine country! My people. I am going to be obsessed with the castles.
- Afternoon: Castles! Castles! Castles! (and Wine) I'm going to wander around, and take 5000 picture, I already know! I'm going to try as much of the local wine as possible. If I'm feeling ambitious, I might even try some castle tours. Or, I might just park myself in a vineyard and people-watch. That's more my speed, really. I'll probably try some of the "sweet" wines. Don't judge me.
- Evening: Dinner in a Village (or a Gas Station Sandwich). I'll try to find a cute little village with a traditional restaurant. Or I'll run out of time. Or get lost. Or not understand the menu. Or be too tired. Again, gas station sandwich is always an option. The important thing is that they have something nice to drink
Day 4: A Day of Rest & (Potentially) Regret
- Morning: Sleeping in? Theoretically. In reality, probably wake up at 6 AM with a random, unshakeable worry. Maybe I'll try to fix the BBQ. Maybe I'll just sit on the terrace and stare at the sky. Contemplating life.
- Afternoon: A Second Attempt at Relaxation. This is my last shot at the perfect holiday. Maybe I'll try going for a walk. Maybe I'll read a book. Maybe I will just sit in a chair and wonder.
- Evening: Packing & Pre-Departure Anxiety. The dreaded packing. Calculating how much I can possibly stuff in my suitcase. Trying to remember where I put my passport. The anxiety starts to creep in. The end of the trip is near. It is time to get ready to go home.
Day 5: Departure & Post-Trip Depression
- Morning: Farewell Nohn! (and German Bread!) One last coffee. One last look at the garden. One last longing for the easy life of the holidays. Returning the car. Airport madness. The long journey back home.
- Afternoon: Homeward Bound. Flights. Delayed flights. Overpriced airport food. More anxiety. Landing. Finally.
- Evening: Post-Travel Sadness. Unpacking. Laundry. The crushing realization that real life has begun again. The memories of the Nohn become a distant dream. And the need for another trip.
P.S. I'm sure there will be many, many deviations from this "plan." Things will go wrong. I will get lost. I will probably cry at some point. But, hey, that's the fun of it, right? Right? Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.
Unbelievable Tarragona Escape: Casa Filou Awaits! (Belvilla by OYO)
Is this place... *really* paradise? I mean, the pictures are pretty, but...
Alright, alright, let’s get REAL. Paradise? Well, *kinda*. Look, the pictures? Yeah, they're good. My initial reaction? "WHOA, this terrace is bigger than my *actual apartment*!" And the garden? Lush, green... so much potential for, you know, dramatic selfies with your Aperol Spritz. (FYI: bring your own Aperol and Spritz. Trust me on this.)
Honestly, the first morning I was there? Pure, unadulterated bliss. Coffee on the terrace, birds chirping (like, annoyingly cheerful birds), the sun warming my face... I almost cried. Happy tears, okay? Almost. The *next* morning, however...
Let's just say the neighbor's rooster decided to audition for a death metal band at 5 AM. And my coffee maker, the poor thing, went on the fritz. So, yeah, paradise... with a healthy dose of "life." But I'd still call it pretty darn good! Just maybe pack some earplugs.
Okay, the terrace. Sell me on that. Seriously.
The terrace. Oh, the *terrace*. It's… it’s a game changer, people! Seriously. Forget your tiny balcony dreams. This is *living*. Think: afternoon naps in the sun (until the rooster wakes you, sigh), sunset cocktails (a must! See above Aperol tip), al fresco dining (BBQ! We'll get to that).
I actually set up a little yoga corner out there. For three days, until I realized I’m about as flexible as a steel beam. But, hey, the intention was there! And even with my less-than-graceful attempts at downward dog, the vibe was *chef’s kiss*. Plus, there was a resident spider that I named Reginald. Reginald kept to himself mostly, so it was all chill. Terrace: Five stars, would spend every waking hour there if not for pesky sleep needs.
The BBQ. Is it actually usable? Because I've seen BBQ's that look amazing, but…
The BBQ... Okay. Deep breaths. It *is* usable. Mostly. Look, I'm a city girl. My idea of "cooking" involves a microwave and maybe a very complicated takeout app. I found out the hard way that you kinda need *charcoal*! And lighter fluid. The previous renter had apparently eaten everything, so I bought some and it was a stressful, smoky, slightly singed-eyebrow affair. But, I managed to grill some sausages (the local ones, which were AMAZING).
Here's the deal: the BBQ is good, in a slightly-used-but-loved kinda way. Be prepared to work for your dinner. Bring your A-game grilling skills, or... lower your expectations. Regardless, the sausages smelled wonderful.
The garden? What's the deal with that? Are we talking rose bushes, or…
The garden is… let’s say it's "rustic charm." The brochure says "lush and vibrant." Okay, maybe back in the Spring. I think. It's more “quietly beautiful.” Some flowers, a bit overgrown in a cute way, a couple of trees. Honestly, it was perfect for reading. I spent several blissful hours sprawled out on a blanket, getting lost in a book.
Here's a funny thing, though. One day, I was convinced I saw a tiny gnome. Like, a garden gnome. And I SWEAR I saw it move. I might've spent too much time in the sun (and maybe had one too many Aperol spritzes). But hey, even if it WAS just a trick of the light, the garden totally fostered a sense of whimsy. Would nap in the garden, 10/10 recommend.
Is it *actually* a Nohn apartment? Where is this place, geographically?
Okay, this is important! The name *sounds* exotic, doesn’t it? "Nohn." It's like a whisper of hidden beaches and romantic sunsets. That's how they got me. This place is somewhere in the Hunsrück region of Germany. So, technically it's not on a beach, but it is surrounded by beautiful rolling hills and adorable little villages. Think: charming cobblestone streets, half-timbered houses... and seriously delicious beer. The locals are friendly and helpful, even when you embarrass yourself with your rusty German. Seriously, it is a good location and a place to discover something new. A true experience!
Are there any downsides? Be honest!
ARE THERE DOWNSIDES? Okay, listen up. First off, the rooster. Did I mention him? He’s a menace. Also, the Wi-Fi wasn’t the fastest I've ever had - I'm a writer and it was a bit of a nightmare. But, hey, maybe that’s a good thing? A forced digital detox? My writing actually improved in the end!
And, okay, the kitchen could do with a few more… gadgets. Like, a decent can opener. I fought with a can of beans for a solid 10 minutes. But those beans were worth it when I finally opened them. Finally, the stairs to the apartment are a *bit* steep. If you're not a fan of climbing, consider it a free daily workout! Seriously though, it is not a big deal and only adds a bit of charm.
So… would you go back?
*HECK. YES.* Even with the rooster, the wonky WiFi, and the can of beans incident. The good far outweighs the bad. It's a place to relax, recharge and escape the grind. It genuinely felt like a proper vacation. I mean, yes, I'm still slightly traumatized by the BBQ. But the memory of that terrace, the garden, and the beautiful villages… I'm already planning my return. Just packing extra earplugs and a new can opener this time!
Any tips for future guests?
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