Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Belvilla Awaits in Finestrat, Spain!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this hotel review is gonna be less "polished travel brochure" and more "accidental diary entry scribbled on a napkin." We're diving deep, folks. And by deep, I mean I'm gonna be brutally honest about everything, from the Wi-Fi (because let's be real, that's a dealbreaker) to whether or not the coffee shop actually had decent coffee (another vital question!).
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The Great Divide: Accessibility
Okay, so I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I make a point of paying attention to accessibility because, well, everyone deserves a decent hotel experience. This hotel gets a mixed bag.
- Wheelchair Accessible: It says it is. That's a start, right? But you know, there's a difference between something claiming to be accessible and actually being accessible. Were the ramps smooth? Wide enough? Did the elevators actually work? I need to know!
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: Needs more details! Specifics are crucial. What exactly do they offer? Grab bars in the bathrooms? Lowered counters at the front desk? This is crucial to ensure the people who need these features can find them without needing to make extra investigations.
- Elevator: Essential. No one wants to lug luggage up flights of stairs. Unless you're into that type of thing, I'm not knocking it.
On-site Restaurants & Lounges: Food, Glorious Food
This is usually where I get myself into trouble. I love food. And a hotel's food offerings can make or break the whole experience. I need to know what kind of vibe I'm in for.
- Restaurants: A lot of restaurants. This is promising! Variety is the spice of life, after all.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Yay, dumplings!
- International cuisine in restaurant: Double Yay, the world on a plate!
- Vegetarian restaurant: Even better! So many hotels miss this one.
- Breakfast [buffet]: This is my jam. I'm a sucker for a good buffet breakfast.
- Western & Asian Breakfast: Is it good buffet? Do they cater for both Western and Asian tastes? Or is it just a sad plate of cold eggs and stale pastries?
- A la carte in restaurant: Good for a quick bite, or to satisfy a craving.
- Room service [24-hour]: Essential for those late-night cravings. Or, you know, those "I can't be bothered to put on pants" moments.
- Poolside bar: Drinks, snacks, sun, good vibes? I hope so!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant & Coffee shop: Crucial. I need my caffeine fix. Is the coffee filter or is it actual coffee?
- Snack bar: Easy snacks are always a good thing.
- Happy hour: Score one!
- Soup in restaurant & Salad in restaurant & Desserts in restaurant: Yes, yes, and yes. This is the kind of breakdown I want!
- Alternative meal arrangement: Are you keto-friendly, gluten-free, vegan? Yes, I would be!
Ways to Relax: Spa Time & Fitness Frenzy
I'm usually torn between being active and doing nothing, but I want options.
- Spa/sauna/steamroom: Yes, please. I need this!
- Pool with view & Swimming pool [outdoor]: If I'm paying, I want a view.
- Fitness center & Gym/fitness: I'll use it… maybe.
- Body scrub & Body wrap & Massage: All the pampering, please!
- Foot Bath: This is more uncommon, and I love it!
Cleanliness and Safety: The Germ Wars
Post-pandemic, this is top of mind. I want to feel safe.
- Anti-viral cleaning products & Daily disinfection in common areas: Good.
- Profession-grade sanitizing services. Excellent.
- Rooms sanitized between stays & Room sanitization opt-out available: Okay, this makes sense.
- Hand sanitizer: Essential.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Crucial.
- Safe dining setup & Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: That's what I want to hear.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Not so bad.
- Cashless payment service: Very trendy.
- Doctor/nurse on call & First aid kit: Good to have, but hopefully, I won't need it.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Always helpful.
- Hygiene certification: This is critical.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Okay, not too difficult.
- Shared stationery removed: Less touching!
- Sterilizing equipment: I love the word sterilize.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Culinary Breakdown – Again
I'm a broken record, I know, but food is important!
- Okay, already covered most of this in the restaurant section, but I'll reiterate: the quality of the food matters. Are the ingredients fresh? Is the presentation appealing? Is it worth the price?
- (Note: I'm also adding this here because the sheer volume of options deserves it)
Services and Conveniences: The Perks & the Practicalities
This is where the hotel either shines or crumbles.
- Air conditioning in public area & Air conditioning: Duh.
- Luggage storage & Safety deposit boxes: Essential.
- Concierge & Doorman: Nice touches.
- Daily housekeeping: Gotta love a clean room.
- Laundry service & Dry cleaning & Ironing service: Gotta love not having to do laundry, too.
- Food delivery: Score!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Always a temptation.
- Cash withdrawal: Can save a lot of fees.
- Currency exchange: Always a good thing.
- Elevator: Please work.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See above.
- Business facilities & Meeting/banquet facilities & Meetings & Seminars: For the work-related folks.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events & Indoor venue for special events & Outdoor venue for special events & Wi-Fi for special events & Projector/LED display: Great for events.
- Invoice provided: Always preferred.
- Contactless check-in/out: Yes, please.
- Convenience store: Gotta love it.
- Xerox/fax in business center: Ah, the 90s are back!
- Terrace & Shrine: The terrace could be quite nice!
For the Kids: Family Friendly?
- Babysitting service: Good for parents who want some alone time.
- Kids facilities & Kids meal: Essential for a truly family-friendly hotel.
Access: Getting In, Getting Around
- CCTV in common areas & CCTV outside property: Always a plus for security.
- Check-in/out [express] & Check-in/out [private]: Speedy check-in is appreciated.
- Front desk [24-hour] & Security [24-hour]: A safe hotel is a happy hotel.
- Fire extinguisher & Smoke alarms & Smoke detector: Basic but crucial.
- Exterior corridor: So I can enter from outside?
- Hotel chain: Okay.
- Non-smoking rooms: Good.
Getting Around: Transportation & Parking
- Airport transfer: Yes, please.
- Car park [free of charge] & Car park [on-site] & Valet parking: Always good for the drivers.
- Bicycle parking: Sweet.
- Car power charging station: For electric vehicles!
- Taxi service: Easy peasy.
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty Gritty
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! This means everything. Okay, let's check:
- Internet & Internet [LAN] & Internet services & Wi-Fi in public areas: How good is the internet? Actually, because I work on the road, this is a must-know. Is it reliable? Fast? Do I need to find the secret Wi-Fi password?
- Additional toilet: Luxurious.
- Air conditioning: Again, duh.
- Alarm clock: Still useful!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your average, perfectly-manicured travel itinerary. This is…well, it's what happened when I tried to "do" Belvilla by OYO Casa Nido Calido in Finestrat, Spain. Get ready for some sunshine, sangria spills, and the sheer joy of realizing you're definitely not a travel blogger.
WARNING: May contain excessive exclamation points, questionable decisions, and the lingering ghost of a sunburn.
The "Plan" (or, the illusion of having one):
- Location: Belvilla by OYO Casa Nido Calido, Finestrat, Spain. (Sounded dreamy in the pictures. Let's see if reality agrees!)
- Duration: One glorious, sun-drenched week. (Or, at least, that's what I was aiming for.)
- Goal: To achieve peak relaxation, eat all the tapas, and maybe, maybe, learn a few Spanish phrases beyond "cerveza, por favor." (Spoiler alert: I didn't.)
DAY 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (But with a Pool!)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Flight from… let's just say it wasn't a fun airport experience. Delayed flights, luggage wrestling, the whole shebang. By the time I wrestled with that rental car (seriously, those automatics are evil), I was already sweating and questioning all my life choices. Including, but not limited to, the wisdom of packing only one pair of non-wrinkling pants.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): FINALLY! Casa Nido Calido! The pictures… they didn't lie! It was a slice of heaven, tucked into the hillside. The pool? Glorious. The view? Breathtaking. I practically leaped into the water, shedding my airport stress like a snake shedding its skin. Side note: The first thing I did? Test the beer in the refridgerator and it was a 3/10. The only thing preventing me from taking it out of the equation was the scorching sun and the idea of having to drive.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Grocery run. My supermarket Spanish was a disaster. I ended up buying a questionable amount of cheese and a suspicious-looking melon. Ate it all while watching the sunset. Pure bliss. Followed it up with a glass (or three) of the local wine. Let's just say I slept very well that night, and my pants? Still wrinkled. And in the sink for later.
DAY 2: The Beach, and the Importance of Sunscreen (and Not Judging the Locals)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Benidorm beach. Crowded! Beautiful! Confusing! I spent the morning trying to navigate the sea of sunbathers, dodged a rogue beach umbrella, and nearly lost my towel to a particularly aggressive seagull. Still, the water was crystal clear, and I finally learned to just…be.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Tapas time! Found a tiny, unassuming bar off the main drag. Ordered everything. The waiter gave me the "tourist-who's-ordering-too-much" look, but I didn't care. The patatas bravas, the gambas al ajillo… heaven on a plate. Confession: I may or may not have attempted to eat the whole plate of the tapas.
- Evening (3:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Shopping. Tourist traps. The whole spiel. I stumbled upon a cute little shop and bought a hideous souvenir that I will forever keep. The best meal of the whole holiday. Paella! That didn't taste as good as it looked.
DAY 3: Attempted Culture and a Catastrophe (That Ended Up Being Hilarious)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Planned to visit the old town of Finestrat, you know, soak up some history. But I got sidetracked by the local market. And the churros with chocolate. And, well, the whole vibe! I found myself chatting with a vendor, failing spectacularly to haggle, and ending up buying a gigantic hat that made me look like a particularly stylish mushroom.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): The Catastrophe. I decided to explore this cute little cave that I heard about. Little did I know, some idiot (me!) was wearing the wrong footwear and before I knew it, I had a fall. No broken bones, just pride.
- Evening (3:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Nursing my ego and my slightly scraped knee with… more wine. I tried to watch the sunset with my monstrous hat and an old movie.
DAY 4: The Day I Became a Poolside Philosopher (and Lost My Sunglasses)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Pool day. Again. Because the pool is life. I spent hours just floating, staring at the sky, and contemplating the meaning of… I have no idea what I was contemplating, but it felt important at the time. Possibly about the existential dread of running out of cheese.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Lunch at the property and writing in the sun. I got up to get a drink and realized that it was too hot, which was a new feeling.
- Evening (3:00 PM - 10:00 PM): More wine. More contemplating. And a surprisingly deep conversation with a lizard, which, let's be honest, was probably just judging me.
DAY 5: The Great Hike That Almost Broke Me (But Was Worth It)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Hike! I swear, I thought I was being "active." The views from the top? Absolutely insane. But the climb? Brutal. I may have whined. I may have collapsed on a bench. I may have questioned all my choices and vowed to join a gym.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Reward time! Ice cream! And a truly epic nap on a shady bench.
- Evening (3:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Dinner at that tiny tapas bar. You know, the one. Familiar faces, familiar food, familiar warmth. It felt like I was home.
DAY 6: The "Almost" Perfect Day
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Another beach day. This time, I’d mastered the art of the sun lounger. I read a book, I swam, I felt genuinely, properly relaxed. This whole "vacation" thing…I was starting to get it.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): I had great intent! I was going to cook myself. Then I looked at my limited culinary skills and noped out. After a little bit of looking at the menu, I realized that I had already eaten most of the food there.
- Evening (3:00 PM - 10:00 PM): So what did I do the last night? I had the tapas on that corner bar again. Maybe I could have chosen something more creative, but it felt too comfortable.
DAY 7: Departure & The Post-Vacation Meltdown
- Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Packing. The dreaded airport. The rental car again. Sayonara, Spain!
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): This part is just a blur of travel stress.
- Evening (3:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Unpacking. Laundry. Staring longingly at pictures of the pool. Already planning my return trip.
Reflections:
Did everything go to plan? Absolutely not. Did I eat too much cheese? Probably. Did I look like a tourist? Without a doubt. Did I learn Spanish? Well, I can order a cerveza and express my deep appreciation for tapas. Small victories, right?
Casa Nido Calido was a great base. The pool was a lifesaver. The food was incredible. And the little imperfections, the mishaps, the moments of pure, unadulterated joy? Those are the things I'll remember. It wasn't perfect, but it was mine. And that, my friends, is what makes travel truly magical. Now, excuse me while I go look at flights…
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